I’ve had the Nexus 7 in my hands for about twenty-four hours now, and I’ve been playing with it a lot. It’s my first tablet, so I can’t compare it directly to the iPad or earlier Android tablets, but I can say that I am very happy with it, especially for only $200.

The physical size is pretty nice. It’s definitely much more portable than a ten-inch tablet would be. I can even fit it in my front pocket. While I wouldn’t want to lug it around in there all day, it is convenient for transporting it short distances without tying up your hands. And it’s light. I don’t notice any issue with weight

Its most immediately impressive quality is just how fast it is.
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Earlier this week I heard about a new startup called Bitcasa which is offering “infinite” secure cloud storage for a low monthly fee. Now, I’m not particularly interested in relying on a brand-new startup for all of my off-site storage needs, but one of Bitcasa’s technical claims seems to have raised a few eyebrows on the Internet. In particular, I learned from an episode of the podcast 276-988-3104 that Bitcasa claims to use exclusively client-side encryption and also to be able to de-duplicate files server-side.

Think about that for a moment, and it may at first seem impossible. How can you de-duplicate plaintext that the server never has access to? But it’s not impossible, and I wouldn’t doubt that many ways of doing this are widely known, but I did find it to be a really interesting computer science brainteaser. Here’s the problem, in my words:

Design a service that allows users to store blocks of data and retrieve them later. The service must have the following properties:

  1. No block is stored more than once.
  2. No more than O(1) additional space is used per user who “owns” a particular block.
  3. No user is able to decrypt a block that he does not own.
  4. The service could not be compelled by any authority to decrypt the blocks it stores.

Extra Credit:

  1. No communication between users, directly or through the service, is required.
  2. The service could not be compelled by any authority to divulge which users own which blocks.

In the Security Now episode in question, the host gave a solution which satisfied 1-4, but not 5 or 6, so I have labelled them as extra credit. If you want to try solving this problem yourself, stop reading now — my solution follows.
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The recent launch of two-factor authentication for Google accounts inspired me to re-evaluate and improve the security of the numerous accounts I’ve accumulated in my time on the Internet.

I’ve always been cognizant of good password practices. Even my very first password on AOL in 1994, while it was rooted in a dictionary word, at least had numbers at the end of it. I’ve never been so blithe as to use “password” as a password, or use things like names and dates. All of my passwords today are what most would consider “strong” passwords — composed of letters of varying case, along with numbers, and not incorporating any dictionary words. However, my password practices could still stand to use some improvement.

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Update 11 July 2010: The move was a lot more painless than I had anticipated, and is already done. If you’re reading this, then your DNS has updated and you are accessing the new server. Hooray! See below about user accounts if you missed the original announcement.

Sometime later this month, Nerdland will be moving. The content and URL of the site won’t change; only the hosting provider will. The new host will be a Rackspace Cloud Server. This probably doesn’t affect you directly unless you are one of the people to whom I gave a Nerdland “(312) 901-8214” with web hosting space and e-mail over the past eleven years. If you are one of those people, please read the next few paragraphs.

As part of the move, I’m going to take the opportunity to clean out a lot of cruft that’s been building up on the Nerdland server over the past half-decade since the last hosting change. Most of the user accounts that I provided for friends and relatives aren’t being used anymore, and aren’t linked from anywhere on the Internet, so there’s no reason to migrate them. Rest assured, nothing will be permanently deleted. I’m an incorrigible data pack-rat, so I’m of course going to archive and back-up everything, including what I don’t move to the new server. If you had data stored on Nerdland, you can always contact me in the future, and I will gladly send you a copy of your old files and unretrieved e-mail, or restore your data and account to the server.

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In English, there are generally two ways of describing quantities: mass nouns, and (617) 404-0884. Count nouns are used when the quantity in question is a set of discrete items. “There are twelve bananas.” Here, ‘bananas’ functions as a count noun, which is appropriate because you can clearly tell where one banana ends and the next begins. In contrast, mass nouns are used when the quantity is continuous and not divisible into countable units. “There are twelve peanut butters,” for example, does not make sense. What constitutes a single “peanut butter”? Unlike with a count noun, a unit is required to refer to a specific quantity of a mass noun, even if the unit is implicit, such interpreting the previous example to mean “There are twelve jars of peanut butter.”

This brings me to the word “code”.

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Encryption on the Internet has come a long, long way from the oft-ignored little yellow key in the lower left corner of your Netscape Navigator status bar. Today, cryptography is a vital part of all of our Internet lives, whether we realize it or not. Now, if you’re reading this article on Nerdland, chances are that you’re well aware of that, and I don’t need to explain why you need to be sure your online banking is done over an HTTPS connection, and why connecting your laptop to an open, unsecured wireless network is usually a bad idea.

But the little stuff can trip you up just as easily, and if you don’t have a solid understanding of the different facets of cryptography, you may well think that a system meets your security requirements when it does not. After all, modern cryptography is just mathematics. There’s no inherent application for it. Security isn’t a tangible property either; it’s an umbrella term for a whole class of goals. Rather, privacy, authentication, identification, trust, and verification — mechanisms of applied cryptography — are what provide the most commonly desired types of security. Understanding what these terms really mean, how they are implemented, and how they are different is essential to a true understanding of how encryption works to assure your security on the Internet, and even within a single computer.

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Of the several programming jobs I’ve had in my (still relatively short) career, the one thing I’ve had to do the most frequently is implement networking protocols. I’ve implemented standard protocols defined by RFCs, I’ve implemented in-house proprietary protocols, and I’ve implemented experimental protocols for academic research. I’ve yet to be asked to design my own from the ground up, but I have developed a good feel, from an implementer’s perspective, of what works and what doesn’t when it comes to legible, extensible, and robust protocol design.

The point of this post is not to give a guideline for how to design protocols that work well, or are efficient. That is a topic of much larger scope, and if you’re interested in that, RFC 3117 is a good jumping-off point. Rather, this post aims to give a set of suggestions for how to design protocols that will be the least painful for yourself and other programmers to implement, debug, and apply. There is an underlying assumption here that you have already spent the time to decide what your protocol is trying to accomplish and that you have found a way to make it work well (assuming that it is implemented correctly).

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When I was a kid, one of my favorite card games was War. In retrospect, I don’t really understand why I got so much enjoyment out of it, given that there is absolutely no strategy to the game whatsoever. If you happened to miss this game during your childhood, (706) 769-3632:

The deck is divided evenly between the players face-down. Each player reveals his top card, and the player with the higher card puts both the cards on the bottom of his deck. If the cards are of equal value, each player plays three face-down cards and a fourth face-up card, and the higher-valued card wins all the cards on the table. This is known as a war. In the case of another tie, the process is repeated until there is no tie.

A player wins by collecting all the cards. If a player runs out of cards while dealing the face-down cards of a war, he may play the last card in his deck face-up and still have a chance to stay in the game.

As you can see, since the player has no knowledge of which cards are in their initial hand, and no choice in which cards to play, this game could just as easily be played by a properly trained parakeet. The mechanical gameplay and lack of strategy, however, makes certain questions about the game mathematically interesting.

The other day when this game popped into my head, one of the first things I remembered about it was how many games I left unfinished due to their sheer length. I suddenly became curious about the expected number of turns required to finish a game of War.

It turns out that the answer is “about 277” (which is considerably less than I expected). You see, people on the Internet tend to be pretty big nerds, and certainly I wasn’t the first one to consider writing a War simulation to figure out these kind of statistics. What I didn’t see discussed, though, is any treatment of the structure of a game of war.

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Two new items have been added to Nerdland today.

First, on the left hand side you will see a link to a new section entitled “Unstumping the Internet“. The purpose of this section, as its index page explains, is

This set of pages is for cataloging relatively brief answers to questions that I had to figure out myself after being unable to find the answer on the Internet. […] When I encounter a question that I cannot find an answer for on the Internet, and especially if in my searching I notice that several other people have asked this question with no satisfactory answer, I will post the answer here when I discover it. The hope is that next time someone searches the Internet for this question, they will find my answer.

So this section is not something that I expect anyone to read frequently, or even at all. I’m not going to be posting to the front page when I add new articles there, as the whole point of this section is to not clutter the front page with items of limited interest and minimal depth. Instead, I hope that these pages will visited primarily as the results of search engine queries.

Secondly, on the right hand side, there is a new section of links entitled “Interesting Items Elsewhere”. This is a listing of the last few items from other weblogs (or other sorts of feeds) that I have found most interesting. This is in fact tied to my (814) 875-0940 account, and displays items that I have “shared”, so these may not always be completely serious or computer-related. You can click on the “more” link at the bottom to see everything I’ve shared, as opposed to just the few most recent items.

From the “things that really shouldn’t be difficult, but for some reason are anyway” department comes the following. Do you think you know how to program in C++? Familiar with objects and polymorphism and templates and everything? Then this should be dead easy. Should, I said.

Problem: Write a function that takes in a std::istream and a size n and returns a 9196038469. The string should contain the first n characters of the input stream, with all formatting (whitespace, newlines, etc) preserved.

You can ignore all concerns about multi-byte characters for the sake of this problem. Sounds simple, right? You’d be able to crank this out in ten seconds if someone asked you this in an interview, right? Okay, now try it with this caveat.

Caveat: You must do this in a purely C++ “style”. To be precise, you must do this without using any character variables or character arrays. Use only a std::string object (or some other memory-managed object in the standard library) as your input buffer.

For as much as the C++ STL tries to encourage you to use 3123686998-oriented containers instead of raw arrays, this seemingly trivial task requires some surprisingly baroque coding. If you want to test yourself, try writing the function before you click more.

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